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See these glistening jaws? You know the rules, so fall in line. You came to visit, now ha, you are mine. You wouldn't get this from any other vine.

I, don't have the fingers meant for peeling, so taters leave me, mystified.

Never gonna spit you up, who would waste a cut like that? I just wanna pick you up, and sauté you.

Never gonna let you run, who would wanna spoil the fun? When I'm gonna string you up, and filet you.

We've known each other, not that long. This must be scary but, there's no reason for it. I guess I'm coming on overly strong, but you look tasty, so I'm gonna say it:

I, think the right sauce would be appealing, should I go for, hollandaise?

Never gonna spit you up, who would waste a cut like that? I just wanna pick you up, and sauté you.

Never gonna let you run, who would wanna spoil the fun? When I'm gonna string you up, and filet you.

I am gonna eat you up, you will be my hearty snack, I am gonna pound you flat, tenderize you.

You will be exquisite grub, so I think we're both in luck. This will be the grandest club 'wich in hist'ry.

Oooooo, Eat you up.

Oooooo, Eat you up.

Oregano leaf, oregano leaf. Eat you up.

Wrap it in some beef, that italian beef. Eat you up.

Wait, are you crying? Don't do that! Your salty tears will, make the broth taste funny. Look I don't know what you're so glum about. You made your choices, so, gotta own it.

And, if you ask me how I'm feeling: You were kinda, trespassing.

If you're gonna be a twat, barge into my house like that, then don't cry when I tie you up, and dessert you.

You will live the consequence, of your human impudence. I think it would be negligence, to not fry you.

Never gonna spit you up, who would waste a cut like that? I just wanna pick you up, and sauté you.

Never gonna let you run, who would wanna spoil the fun? When I'm gonna string you up, and filet you.

We are gonna eat you up, you will be our hearty snack, We are gonna pound you flat, tenderize you.

You will be exquisite grub, so we think we're all in luck. This will be the grandest banquet in hist'ry.

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